I'm rather pleased with myself for asserting that

<chronomex> tribbles are a biological forkbomb

(18:52:51) me: Hey frank, what's going on in California?

(18:52:51) LJ Bot (Frank): I don't know what that means. I'm actually pretty stupid. Type 'help' for help.

I'm intending to make a Facebook-email gateway so I can throw a message at Robert Friel <1582560077@msg.facebook> and it'll get sent to Rob as a facebook message, and his reply will show up as an email in my inbox. Similar implementation for wall posts, status updates, notes, note comments, and so forth.

I'm going to write an email chain letter. Just you wait!