Duncan-ology
I actually haven't filled out one of these in a long time. Now you get to read it! And, no cut. (By special request there actually is one.)
Mouthology
Q: What is your salad dressing of choice? A: Ranch. Even though I don't do salad.
Q: What is your favorite fast food restaurant? A: Arby's?
Q: What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? A: What's a sit-down restaurant?
Q: On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? A: I rarely pay at restaurants, but 15% as close as I can figure it.
Q: What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of? A: Pizza. I already have &mdash at Microsoft I ate it almost every day for two months.
Q: What are your pizza toppings of choice? A: Cheese.
Q: What do you like to put on your toast? A: Butter and brown sugar. In that order.
Q: What is your favorite type of gum? A: Xanthan gum, because it is in many foods (just look at the ingredients for your ketchup) and has a cool name.
Technology
Q: Number of contacts in your cell phone? A: 0. No cell phone.
Q: Number of contacts in your email address book? A: 367. I keep a unified address book with email address, postal address, phone numbers, IM screenname, etc. That's the total number of people who I have some contact info for.
Q: What is your wallpaper on your computer? A: Solid purple.
Q: How many televisions are in your house? A: One. It's about 16 inches, I think, and old enough that the picture adjustment controls are actual physical knobs behind a little door on the side.
Biology
Q: Are you right-handed or left-handed? A: Right.
Q: What's your best feature? A: My curiosity.
Q: Have you ever had anything removed from your body? A: Yes. I had a root canal at some point in the past year.
Q: Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? A: Touch or hearing.
Q: When was the last time you had a cavity? A: I have a small one right now, which I should probably get looked at before it gets any bigger. *sigh*
Q: What is the heaviest item you lifted last? A: This is asking two questions. The heaviest item that I remember lifting is a 21-inch computer monitor, which I lifted from above my head (while standing on a table, no less) to the floor. The last item that I lifted was my bath towel.
Q: Have you ever been knocked unconscious? A: Yes, at least twice.
Bull[crap]ology
Q: If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? A: No way.
Q: Is love for real? A: Yes.
Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to? A: I would not change my name.
Q: What colour do you think looks best on you? A: Purple or green, I think? I have no clue.
Q: Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? A: Yes. I'm certain of it, but I don't know what.
Q: Have you ever saved someone's life? A: No.
Q: Has someone ever saved yours? A: Probably.
Dareology
Q: Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? A: Sure, as long as someone kept the police away.
Q: Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? A: Most certainly. I'd do it for hugs.
Q: Would you kiss a member of the other sex for $100? A: Most certainly. I'd do it for hugs. :)
Q: Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000 A: No way. I use my little fingers!
Q: Would you never blog again for $50,000? A: I honestly don't know. $50K is a lot of money, but blogging is a nice way to communicate with my friends. I also find that writing helps me straighten out my thoughts and emotions. I've tried journaling on paper, but the lack of an audience does nothing to encourage me. The thought that someone is interested in reading what I write is a strong incentive.
Q: Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? A: If my parents didn't know about it.
Q: Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? A: Probably not.
Q: Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? A: No. I could never live with myself after that.
Q: Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? A: I don't watch TV as it is. So I would take the money.
Dumbology
Q: What is in your left pocket? A: Some lint.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? A: It's OK.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house? A: We have wood. No wall-to-wall carpeting, but some rugs here and there.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower? A: I stand. Who in their right mind sits in the shower? (Except when fapping. That's different.)
Q: Could you live with roommates? A: I think so.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own? A: One.
Q: Where were you born? A: California.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops? A: I've never been in cop trouble.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up? A: An engineer!
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8 A: What's a top 8?
Lastology
Q: Friend you talked to? A: On IM, Kimmi N. In person, Alicia R / organizer999; she's a coworker.
Q: Last person you called? A: Alex M.
Q: Person you hugged? A: Rachel K. On Monday. I've not had a hug in 5 days. :(
Favoritology
Q: Number? A: 16,384.
Q: Color? A: Golden orange.
Q: Season? A: Autumn, because it means that winter is coming! Rain is awesome.
Currentology
Q: Missing someone? A: Not really.
Q: Mood? A: If I wanted to describe my mood, I would put it in the "current mood" field for this post.
Q: Listening to? A: The fans in my laptop.
Q: Watching? A: I'm watching my cursor (purple) move across the background of my text editor (very dark brown).